Ha-Haikus: 2013

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Saying things like, "Let
them eat cake." Will get you a
free hair cut for sure.

Those Kennedy's, right?
How many diamonds did they
give? Well they should have.

Smells like Kurt Cobain
had a Foo Fight in many
Love Holes. Nevermind.

Junior Mafia
never graduated to
Senior Mafia.

You left a mark on
my butt when you did that and
it was on purpose.

Who are you to judge?
Oh, that's what you do for work.
Impeccable thumbs

Boats are for rocking,

but airplanes are not unless
R Kelly is there.

Miggida Mac Dad,
Yikes! You scared me. I just jumped.
Inside out boxers.

Wanna beer, Archie?
Can I have a new moo moo,
Arch? Those were the days.

No, not Ned. NOT NED.
You ain't right, George. Time to take

backsies. Direwolf too.

Rachel, where is Fin?
Hope he is singing in a
locker room somewhere.

Dear Paparazzi,
You killed the people's princess.
Do not drink and drive.

Wait. MJ beat it?
He stopped when he had enough?
That smooth criminal.