Marie Antoinette

Saying things like, "Let
them eat cake." Will get you a
free hair cut for sure.

Marilyn Monroe

Those Kennedy's, right?
How many diamonds did they
give? Well they should have.

Kurt Cobain

Smells like Kurt Cobain
had a Foo Fight in many
Love Holes. Nevermind.

Notorious B.I.G.

Junior Mafia
never graduated to
Senior Mafia.

Bettie Page

You left a mark on
my butt when you did that and
it was on purpose.

Roger Ebert

Who are you to judge?
Oh, that's what you do for work.
Impeccable thumbs

Aaliyah

Boats are for rocking,

but airplanes are not unless
R Kelly is there.